Funny Birthday Wishes | {100+} Most Funny Birthday Wishes

The majority of us cannot imagine birthday celebration without smiles, hilarious jokes and joyful laughter. So when you wish to put some humor into your congratulations, this article may be handy to suit your needs. Ideas have gathered a collection of funny wishes for birthday which will make your loved ones chuckle or even laugh out laud.

Funny Birthday Wishes Which Makes your loved Ones LOL

 

Funny Birthday Messages 

[cow_johnson general_bgcolor=”#f3f3f3″]It’s cold out there, but I feel much warm for your candles. How hot your birthday is.[/cow_johnson]

[cow_johnson general_bgcolor=”#f3f3f3″]Too many birthday means, you are getting closer to death. It’s scientifically proven, not my own words.[/cow_johnson]

[cow_johnson general_bgcolor=”#f3f3f3″]Hey, though it’s older, but yet it’s not better yet. Have a wonderful birthday.[/cow_johnson]

[cow_johnson general_bgcolor=”#f3f3f3″]Too many candles on the cake means you are getting older too fast.[/cow_johnson]

[cow_johnson general_bgcolor=”#f3f3f3″]Though science says that people starts losing their memory at the age of 41, but for you we can only hope. Ha ha![/cow_johnson]

[cow_johnson general_bgcolor=”#f3f3f3″]Can you remember those young, healthy and colorful days of our young age? It’s always feels awesome when you can recall all those memories.[/cow_johnson]

[cow_johnson general_bgcolor=”#f3f3f3″]Don’t blow the candles, the fire department is on their way to do this job.[/cow_johnson]

[cow_johnson general_bgcolor=”#f3f3f3″]It’s getting tougher to see the cake due to the candles over it. Can you remember those days when you had only a few candles on it. Happy birthday.[/cow_johnson]

[cow_johnson general_bgcolor=”#f3f3f3″]It feels great when your loved ones wish you the ways you wanted to be wished for this special day. Enjoy!![/cow_johnson]

[cow_johnson general_bgcolor=”#f3f3f3″]Hope someday you’ll enjoy a delicious cake without any tooth.[/cow_johnson]

[cow_johnson general_bgcolor=”#f3f3f3″]Last week during the fire on that candle factory we all sang the song – “Happy birthday” to celebrate your birthday.[/cow_johnson]

[cow_johnson general_bgcolor=”#f3f3f3″]You must be feeling good, because you look fifty, though you are sixty today. Happy birthday.[/cow_johnson]

[cow_johnson general_bgcolor=”#f3f3f3″]Grow more older and become toothless soon.[/cow_johnson]

[cow_johnson general_bgcolor=”#f3f3f3″]Hope you’ll live as long as you wish to live. Have a wonderful day.[/cow_johnson]

[cow_johnson general_bgcolor=”#f3f3f3″]I believe that man grows old like wine and women grows old like cheese. You know old wines are priceless.[/cow_johnson]

[cow_johnson general_bgcolor=”#f3f3f3″]On this special day my duty is to call the fire department when you’ll blow out those fifty candles. I’m ready.[/cow_johnson]

[cow_johnson general_bgcolor=”#f3f3f3″]As you are getting older, you are becoming wiser. You know no wise man ever wishes to be young again.[/cow_johnson]

[cow_johnson general_bgcolor=”#f3f3f3″]Some special words on your birthday: keep smiling as long as you’ve those teeth.[/cow_johnson]

[cow_johnson general_bgcolor=”#f3f3f3″]Another year gone, how fast the numbers of candles on the cake are rising.[/cow_johnson]

[cow_johnson general_bgcolor=”#f3f3f3″]Congratulations for your sweet smile. Though you don’t have all your teeth, but yet it’s sweet like always.[/cow_johnson]

[cow_johnson general_bgcolor=”#f3f3f3″]People often believe that good things don’t last long. So, I guess you are a bad ass![/cow_johnson]

[cow_johnson general_bgcolor=”#f3f3f3″]You may look old, but your heart is evergreen. You are only twenty if we count the age of your heart. Live as long as you wish.[/cow_johnson]

[cow_johnson general_bgcolor=”#f3f3f3″]Happy birthday dear. Another birthday means one step closer to the end of life.[/cow_johnson]

[cow_johnson general_bgcolor=”#f3f3f3″]The best secret that is yet to be revealed is your true age.Though it’s obvious to grow old, but it’s optional to grow up.[/cow_johnson]

[cow_johnson general_bgcolor=”#f3f3f3″]You must enjoy the cake, because you won’t get a second chance to enjoy that special item as you are under diet.[/cow_johnson]


[cow_johnson general_bgcolor=”#f3f3f3″]You always enjoy your birthday in some amazing ways, that’s why you should have one birthday every year.[/cow_johnson]

[cow_johnson general_bgcolor=”#f3f3f3″]The cake looks very little for those plenty of candles.Look, so many candles on a so little cake.[/cow_johnson]

 

Funny Birthday Wishes For Friends

[cow_johnson general_bgcolor=”#f3f3f3″]You are such a person who always reminds me the memories of my old days. I’ve never found a smart, funny and good looking person than you. Thank you for
being with me.[/cow_johnson]

[cow_johnson general_bgcolor=”#f3f3f3″]You get older every year, but I don’t want to remember that. Just enjoy and don’t eat my portion of cake.[/cow_johnson]

[cow_johnson general_bgcolor=”#f3f3f3″]Another year for your back means another year that won’t suck.Another year older, but unfortunately none wiser. Another year, another new place that aches.[/cow_johnson]

[cow_johnson general_bgcolor=”#f3f3f3″]On your special day, I wish you peace, love, insight, relaxation, fun, knowledge, romance, friendship… and all that stuff that doesn’t cost anything.[/cow_johnson]

[cow_johnson general_bgcolor=”#f3f3f3″]I made you a birthday cake to celebrate, but I couldn’t light the candles. It turns out the fire department requires a permit for bonfires.[/cow_johnson]

[cow_johnson general_bgcolor=”#f3f3f3″]At least you’re not as old as you will be next year! Happy Birthday![/cow_johnson]

[cow_johnson general_bgcolor=”#f3f3f3″]May my friend on this special day be able to set all the jealous people on fire and use the flame to burn the candles and blow them off with a happy smile, a very happy and amazing day to you.[/cow_johnson]

[cow_johnson general_bgcolor=”#f3f3f3″]Better to be over the ground than under it. Happy Birthday! Better to be over the hill than buried under it.[/cow_johnson]

[cow_johnson general_bgcolor=”#f3f3f3″]Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that the people who have the most live the longest. [/cow_johnson]

[cow_johnson general_bgcolor=”#f3f3f3″]Birthdays are like boogers. The more you have, the harder it is to breathe![/cow_johnson]

[cow_johnson general_bgcolor=”#f3f3f3″]On your birthday, a few wise words: smile while you still have teeth. Happy Birthday![/cow_johnson]

[cow_johnson general_bgcolor=”#f3f3f3″]You realize you are getting older when the candles on your cake are more expensive than the cake itself.[/cow_johnson]

[cow_johnson general_bgcolor=”#f3f3f3″]In the hallway? In the bathroom? On the kitchen table? In front of the chimney? At 40, it is truly remarkable to remember when you left your car keys. Happy Birthday![/cow_johnson]

[cow_johnson general_bgcolor=”#f3f3f3″]People may wish you many things. I only wish you two: never and always. To never be sad, and to always be happy.[/cow_johnson]

[cow_johnson general_bgcolor=”#f3f3f3″]What a great presence! What a remarkable intelligence! What charm, and what beautiful eyes! But, enough about me. Happy Birthday![/cow_johnson]

[cow_johnson general_bgcolor=”#f3f3f3″]You look different. Did you lose some weight? Did you change your hairstyle? Did you get a haircut? There is something different about you. Oh, I know. You are one year older![/cow_johnson]

[cow_johnson general_bgcolor=”#f3f3f3″]For your birthday, I have been thinking of something grandiose, superb, and impressing. But anyway, I do not cost anything to think, right?[/cow_johnson]

[cow_johnson general_bgcolor=”#f3f3f3″]I would wish you, “May all your dreams come true,” but I am afraid that, if they do come true, I will have nothing to wish you next year.Like good wine, you get better with the years.[/cow_johnson]

[cow_johnson general_bgcolor=”#f3f3f3″]I have been looking everywhere for a decent gift, but I found nothing suitable for someone as special as you, so accept a good thought and my best wishes, accompanied by a sincere “Happy Birthday!”[/cow_johnson]

[cow_johnson general_bgcolor=”#f3f3f3″]This message does not contain fat, cholesterol or additives. It is entirely natural, but it contains much more sugar. However, it could never be nearly as sweet as the person who reads it. Smile and Happy Birthday![/cow_johnson]

[cow_johnson general_bgcolor=”#f3f3f3″]Special people are rare … I am so lucky I met you! Happy Birthday from the bottom of my heart![/cow_johnson]

[cow_johnson general_bgcolor=”#f3f3f3″]May you have a healthy year, and because you do not have heat in your house, I wish you a warm Happy Birthday![/cow_johnson]

[cow_johnson general_bgcolor=”#f3f3f3″]Have a fabulous day today, and remember: you cannot have sex just yet; you will need the energy to blow off your candles.[/cow_johnson]

Best Funny Birthday Wishes

[cow_johnson general_bgcolor=”#f3f3f3″]I got you a male stripper, but he can’t come over because he just won’t leave my house.[/cow_johnson]

[cow_johnson general_bgcolor=”#f3f3f3″]I’ve decided to switch my vote from the (Republican/Democratic) party to your birthday party.[/cow_johnson]

[cow_johnson general_bgcolor=”#f3f3f3″]Who ever decided to celebrate birthdays must have been young.”Old is in the eye of the beholder.” That’s why it’s getting difficult to read.[/cow_johnson]

[cow_johnson general_bgcolor=”#f3f3f3″]Shouldn’t you get your mom something on your birthday? It’s your birthday, but it’s her Mother’s day![/cow_johnson]

[cow_johnson general_bgcolor=”#f3f3f3″]Don’t let anyone tell you that you are old, especially if you can hear them say it without having to read lips.[/cow_johnson]

[cow_johnson general_bgcolor=”#f3f3f3″]If it’s your birthday, then you better dress for the occasion. Wear your birthday suit. Just kidding, your suit is probably too wrinkled.[/cow_johnson]

[cow_johnson general_bgcolor=”#f3f3f3″]Isn’t it funny how you end your life like the way you came out? You’re wrinkled, cold, and weak. Here’s to many more birthdays![/cow_johnson]

[cow_johnson general_bgcolor=”#f3f3f3″]You are how old? No, that doesn’t seem right…aren’t you older![/cow_johnson]

[cow_johnson general_bgcolor=”#f3f3f3″]I picked out your coffin on the way here.Isn’t it time you bought the depends now!You look good for your age….how much did you pay Satan![/cow_johnson]

[cow_johnson general_bgcolor=”#f3f3f3″]Happy Special birthday. I guess now we don’t look like twins anymore. I look better![/cow_johnson]

[cow_johnson general_bgcolor=”#f3f3f3″]God you are old. Oh well, Happy BirthdayBirthdays are a time of family and friends. Maybe you’ll get some next year.[/cow_johnson]

[cow_johnson general_bgcolor=”#f3f3f3″]I wanted to invite your friends this year, but than I realized they are all mine. Happy B-day anyway.[/cow_johnson]

[cow_johnson general_bgcolor=”#f3f3f3″]Wishing you a special day from your family. We will buy you something next year.[/cow_johnson]

[cow_johnson general_bgcolor=”#f3f3f3″]We wanted to buy you something this year, but our budget wouldn’t allow it. So this card will have to do.[/cow_johnson]

[cow_johnson general_bgcolor=”#f3f3f3″]Turn the card over and you will find your gift…..sucker![/cow_johnson]

[cow_johnson general_bgcolor=”#f3f3f3″]I usually try to give people a birthday card that matches their age. Unfortunately, they were all out of the stone tablet and ancient papyrus greeting cards. I guess this more modern version will have to do.[/cow_johnson]

[cow_johnson general_bgcolor=”#f3f3f3″]I don’t understand why people get so bent out of shape over birthdays. If you think about it, it’s the other 364 days of the year that make people so old.[/cow_johnson]

[cow_johnson general_bgcolor=”#f3f3f3″]Hey if you think about it, ‘over the hill’ is not such a bad thing. After all, going downhill is a lot easier and more fun. Think of life as a roller coaster. Happy birthday.[/cow_johnson]

[cow_johnson general_bgcolor=”#f3f3f3″]There’s one main thing that makes people stop enjoying their own birthdays.[/cow_johnson]

[cow_johnson general_bgcolor=”#f3f3f3″]That’s the day they realize that they will die some day. For that reason, I’m not going to bring up the fact that you aren’t getting any younger this year. I’ll just wish you a happy birthday.[/cow_johnson]

[cow_johnson general_bgcolor=”#f3f3f3″]Do you know what famous person was born on this very special day… I don’t know either. I only know of you.[/cow_johnson]

[cow_johnson general_bgcolor=”#f3f3f3″]You know what? If you could be president today, I think I might switch my political affiliation to the birthday party.[/cow_johnson]

[cow_johnson general_bgcolor=”#f3f3f3″]Best wishes on your 21st time having a 29th birthday. Keep enjoying your twenties.[/cow_johnson]

[cow_johnson general_bgcolor=”#f3f3f3″]If you have a birthday in the middle of the woods and no one is there to celebrate with you, then did you actually get older? Happy birthday, and have fun on your camping trip to the middle of nowhere.[/cow_johnson]

[cow_johnson general_bgcolor=”#f3f3f3″]Who says you actually have to keep having birthdays? We all stop having them sometime. There’s a ton of people in the cemeteries that stopped celebrating birthdays a long time ago.[/cow_johnson]

[cow_johnson general_bgcolor=”#f3f3f3″]For your birthday I wanted to get you a special birthday trip to the only place I know you would really want to go. Unfortunately, they sold out of tickets for the time machine. I guess you’ll have to enjoy your presents in the present.[/cow_johnson]

[cow_johnson general_bgcolor=”#f3f3f3″]Don’t be tempted to reflect on your entire life each birthday. At your age, that would take a long time.[/cow_johnson]

[cow_johnson general_bgcolor=”#f3f3f3″]Getting older and growing up are two very different things. One is still an option.[/cow_johnson]

[cow_johnson general_bgcolor=”#f3f3f3″]The grim reaper has marked another hatch mark next to your name. Have a great birthday![/cow_johnson]

[cow_johnson general_bgcolor=”#f3f3f3″]The most frustrating thing about becoming an old cynical person is that it is difficult to blame someone for it happening.[/cow_johnson]

[cow_johnson general_bgcolor=”#f3f3f3″]Some people try to hide their age by calling themselves mature or seniors, but I like being honest with old people.[/cow_johnson]

[cow_johnson general_bgcolor=”#f3f3f3″]I wish I had remembered to get you a present. My memory must be going in your old age.[/cow_johnson]

[cow_johnson general_bgcolor=”#f3f3f3″]I wish you were older today… Oh, my wish came true!Wishing you enough air to blow out all of your candles.[/cow_johnson]

[cow_johnson general_bgcolor=”#f3f3f3″]I am wishing it was my birthday on your birthday. But since it’s your birthday, I’ll keep the presents and you keep the age.[/cow_johnson]

[cow_johnson general_bgcolor=”#f3f3f3″]I am wishing for you to wish for more wishes when you blow out your candles.[/cow_johnson]

[cow_johnson general_bgcolor=”#f3f3f3″]Have the best birthday anyone could expect to have at your age.Wishing you a birthday as fun as your original birthday, minus the terrifying, slimy birth experience.[/cow_johnson]

[cow_johnson general_bgcolor=”#f3f3f3″]Enjoy your senior citizen discounts. You deserve them.
I wish today was not your birthday… because I forgot to get you a present.
I’ll blow out your candles so my wish will come true.[/cow_johnson]

[cow_johnson general_bgcolor=”#f3f3f3″]Keep getting older, because aging a little each year beats the alternative.[/cow_johnson]

[cow_johnson general_bgcolor=”#f3f3f3″]There’s nothing funny about having a birthday and getting old when you ARE old. That’s why I am going to keep your birthday wishes totally serious.[/cow_johnson]

[cow_johnson general_bgcolor=”#f3f3f3″]Happy Birthday! It’s so good to be handsome and smart. Can you remember???[/cow_johnson]

[cow_johnson general_bgcolor=”#f3f3f3″]Happy B-day!
The letter “B” means only ‘Birthday’…
But you can have a few ‘B’eers to celebrate![/cow_johnson]

[cow_johnson general_bgcolor=”#f3f3f3″]Nothing could make me happier than sending this birthday message! …Except, maybe, sending it from the beach in Florida![/cow_johnson]

[cow_johnson general_bgcolor=”#f3f3f3″]In the cupboard? On the coffee table? Near the bed? At 50 it is a great victory to remember where you left your keys, happy birthday![/cow_johnson]

[cow_johnson general_bgcolor=”#f3f3f3″]When I look at you, I can’t think of the worst part of getting older – because everything about it seems equally bad. Happy birthday.[/cow_johnson]

[cow_johnson general_bgcolor=”#f3f3f3″]OLD is an abbreviation for Obsolete, Lazy and Dull. Congratulations for turning one year OLDer.[/cow_johnson]

[cow_johnson general_bgcolor=”#f3f3f3″]Some people may tell you that age has added grace and maturity to your looks.
That’s just a nice way of saying that you have become old and boring. Happy
birthday.[/cow_johnson]

[cow_johnson general_bgcolor=”#f3f3f3″]Age is a funny thing because it adds years to your life, and also subtracts years from your life. Whichever way, it is never good news. Happy birthday.[/cow_johnson]

[cow_johnson general_bgcolor=”#f3f3f3″]Friendship is all about give and take. You can take the gift I got for you ONLY if you give an awesome party in return. Happy birthday.[/cow_johnson]

[cow_johnson general_bgcolor=”#f3f3f3″][cow_johnson general_bgcolor=”#f3f3f3″]Don’t worry, I am right here by your side to help you mourn the death of your youth. Happy birthday.[/cow_johnson]

[cow_johnson general_bgcolor=”#f3f3f3″]It is amazing to see what a big difference one year can make in a person’s life. Last year, you were stupid and this year you have suddenly turned stupider. Congratulations and happy birthday.[/cow_johnson]

[cow_johnson general_bgcolor=”#f3f3f3″]On your birthday don’t forget to set goals that are sky high, and spend the rest of the year miserably trying to build a rocket to get there. Happy birthday.[/cow_johnson]

[cow_johnson general_bgcolor=”#f3f3f3″]Getting someone as awesome as me to send a birthday message to you, has undoubtedly been your biggest achievement this year. Happy birthday.[/cow_johnson]

[cow_johnson general_bgcolor=”#f3f3f3″]The true meaning of our friendship is that we can celebrate your birthday even if you are broke and you can be happy even if friends don’t have enough money to buy you a gift. Happy birthday.[/cow_johnson]

[cow_johnson general_bgcolor=”#f3f3f3″]The wrinkles on your face say that you are old, your maturity levels say that you are a teenager while your birth certificate says something completely different. What should I trust? Happy birthday.[/cow_johnson]

[cow_johnson general_bgcolor=”#f3f3f3″]Did you just turn a year older? I feel your pain, I really do. But don’t worry because we are all in this boat called Life together. Happy birthday.[/cow_johnson]

[cow_johnson general_bgcolor=”#f3f3f3″]I would give you a trip to the moon and a holiday to an exotic island as your birthday gift. I only wish you returned the money you owe me first. Happy birthday.[/cow_johnson]

[cow_johnson general_bgcolor=”#f3f3f3″]I got you the most expensive and luxurious anti-aging beauty gift hamper. Use it well, you will need it. Happy birthday.[/cow_johnson]

[cow_johnson general_bgcolor=”#f3f3f3″]Congratulations for losing yet another year in your life. Happy birthday.[/cow_johnson]

[cow_johnson general_bgcolor=”#f3f3f3″]The ability to take better decisions and showing a heightened sense of responsibility are some of the typical traits of maturity – except in cases like yours. Happy birthday.[/cow_johnson]

[cow_johnson general_bgcolor=”#f3f3f3″]Age adds wrinkles and subtracts fun. Age multiplies problems and divides life’s simplicity. Happy birthday and good luck.[/cow_johnson]

[cow_johnson general_bgcolor=”#f3f3f3″]Birthdays will come and go, but your youth is lost forever. Happy birthday.[/cow_johnson]

[cow_johnson general_bgcolor=”#f3f3f3″]As your best friend, I’ll save you from all the problems that life throws at you except one – getting old. Don’t believe me? Take a look in the mirror. Happy birthday.[/cow_johnson]

[cow_johnson general_bgcolor=”#f3f3f3″]Forget about the past, you can’t change it,Forget about the future, you can’t predict it,Forget about the present, I didn’t get you one![/cow_johnson]

[cow_johnson general_bgcolor=”#f3f3f3″]Your birthday is too important to be taken seriously,so let us celebrate it like crazy!Happy birthday![/cow_johnson]

[cow_johnson general_bgcolor=”#f3f3f3″]Funny birthday wishes
I couldn’t choose between all those cool gifts,
so I didn’t bought you anything…
But just by being here with you and giving you a lot of attention,
I most be the most perfect gift there is!
Enjoy your birthday![/cow_johnson]

Funny Birthday Wishes for sister

[cow_johnson general_bgcolor=”#f3f3f3″]On your Birthday, my dear sister, I wish I can go back in time and slap
myself every time I hurt you. I Wish you a very Happy Birthday. May god pour
all his love and warmth on you.[/cow_johnson]

[cow_johnson general_bgcolor=”#f3f3f3″]Happy Birthday dear sister I’m usually late
Fortunately this year we don’t have to backdate
I would have bought the biggest present for you
I decided instead on a birthday card I drew[/cow_johnson]

[cow_johnson general_bgcolor=”#f3f3f3″]It doesn’t have money but it’s definitely signed
Love, me to you and I hope you don’t mind
You’ve been totally perfect I hope you will see
That as usual I’m broke and don’t have money[/cow_johnson]

[cow_johnson general_bgcolor=”#f3f3f3″]You’ve always been the girl I admire
Besides back in school when I called you a liar
We’ve battled and fought and shed a few tears
But nothing that couldn’t be let go after beers[/cow_johnson]

[cow_johnson general_bgcolor=”#f3f3f3″]Your hair has always been smoother than mine
I often wonder if we’re from the same bloodline
But your wit is so dry that it’s just hard to see
That your humor could have come from another family[/cow_johnson]

[cow_johnson general_bgcolor=”#f3f3f3″]I love that you laugh when I tell an awful joke
The fact you get mad when I’m a slowpoke
You’ve somehow figured out how to calm me down
Even when I’m out acting like a clown[/cow_johnson]

[cow_johnson general_bgcolor=”#f3f3f3″]You’re unique in every sense of the word
Maybe overboard on wanting to be pampered
You get a bit high strung on too much caffeine
But too hyper really, what does that mean?[/cow_johnson]

[cow_johnson general_bgcolor=”#f3f3f3″]Happy Birthday sis, I’m so happy you’re here
Your love is something truly to revere
Even though my calls you never timely return
Because you’re tanning out back getting a sunburn[/cow_johnson]

[cow_johnson general_bgcolor=”#f3f3f3″]I know as time continues our relationship will grow
And who knows maybe one day, I’ll even have some dough
To buy you that big present or put money in the card
Until then you’ll just have to completely disregard[/cow_johnson]

[cow_johnson general_bgcolor=”#f3f3f3″]It’s the thought that counts I think you’ll agree
You’ve always been the one who humors me
Even when I don’t fulfill my role
You’ve always appreciated my silly soul[/cow_johnson]

[cow_johnson general_bgcolor=”#f3f3f3″]So I hope the birthday is fantastic as planned
You get plenty of cake and your belly doesn’t expand
You blow out the candles as theorized
You open up your gifts and feel surprised[/cow_johnson]

[cow_johnson general_bgcolor=”#f3f3f3″]I hope you feel the love of family and friends
And this birthday pays you many great dividends
Not in terms of gift cards or expensive gifts
But being surrounded by friends without any rifts[/cow_johnson]

[cow_johnson general_bgcolor=”#f3f3f3″]Sis I want to tell you things I’ve never said
That I no longer think you have a thick head
Even if I did I know you probably feel the same
And for that we only have our parents to blame[/cow_johnson]

[cow_johnson general_bgcolor=”#f3f3f3″]Happy birthday it’s going to be a great day
I’ll call you and you won’t answer but that’s okay
Because I know you’ll get around to calling me back
It’s your birthday so I’ll cut you a little slack[/cow_johnson]

[cow_johnson general_bgcolor=”#f3f3f3″]But seriously I’m kidding you’re beyond compare
I know in the end you will always be there
Because that’s what the most amazing siblings do
Happy Birthday sis, don’t forget I love you![/cow_johnson]

Funny Birthday Wishes For Men

[cow_johnson general_bgcolor=”#f3f3f3″]Wisdom has nothing to do with Age. If the Age precedes the Wisdom, then it is a tragedy and if the Wisdom precedes the Age, it is irritating! Wish you to get the accurate amount of wisdom with the right age. Happy Birthday![/cow_johnson]

[cow_johnson general_bgcolor=”#f3f3f3″]On your birthday a few words of intelligence: Smile whilst you still possess teeth! Happy Birthday![/cow_johnson]

[cow_johnson general_bgcolor=”#f3f3f3″]Don’t you feel the truth that you are getting older when the price of candles is more than your birthday cake![/cow_johnson]

[cow_johnson general_bgcolor=”#f3f3f3″]Happy Birthday! But Warning: No sex, today! You require all your energy for blowing out the candles![/cow_johnson]

[cow_johnson general_bgcolor=”#f3f3f3″]If anyone calls you old on your birthday then strike him with your stick and hurl him your teeth! Congratulations & Happy Birthday![/cow_johnson]

[cow_johnson general_bgcolor=”#f3f3f3″]Could you snuff all candles on your cake or should I seek help of the fire department? Happy Birthday![/cow_johnson]

[cow_johnson general_bgcolor=”#f3f3f3″]Happy Birthday, you old man![/cow_johnson]

[cow_johnson general_bgcolor=”#f3f3f3″]Why several candles for such a little cake and why not several cakes for a single candle! Happy Birthday![/cow_johnson]

[cow_johnson general_bgcolor=”#f3f3f3″]Reduce our candle numbers and increase number of cakes because single cake is not going to fill my stomach! Happy Birthday![/cow_johnson]

[cow_johnson general_bgcolor=”#f3f3f3″]Happy Birthday Man! Now you are one year closer to death. Ha! Ha![/cow_johnson]

[cow_johnson general_bgcolor=”#f3f3f3″]Wish you all the best, for next 100 years here on this planet! Happy
Birthday![/cow_johnson]

[cow_johnson general_bgcolor=”#f3f3f3″]Wisdom comes with age. But we don’t see any sign of aging in you! So no
need to worry! Celebrate your birtday like a child! No Wine! No Sex!! Just
Cake! Happy Birthday![/cow_johnson]


 

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Appreciate selecting this database of funny birthday wishes! Surely, you can purchase the hearts of many people by delivering them sentimental, moving and poetic birthday wishes messages. However, these aren’t for everyone. I, personally, much like a number of other people, always should you prefer a good joke. With no, I don’t believe that changing mothering Sunday wish having a couple of funny lines is impolite or perhaps insulting. Quite on the contrary, In my opinion it states as much: it implies that that you love the individual whose birthday it’s, it shows that you would like to determine him laughing and ultimately, it teaches you know much better than to create him sentimental poems.

Besides, there’s another reason I have faith that often times funny birthday jokes are superior to wishes and verses. You may already know, for several people birthday isn’t about fun, pleasure and celebration. About this day’s annually they begin feeling old and in some cases unaccomplished (even when it has nothing related to reality). At these times, they don’t need somebody to ensure they are consider this is of existence, preciousness of health, passing some time and similar stuff. They require good quality birthday jokes to cheer them up!

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