Funny new year wishes messages friends (100+ funniest Wishes)

Who doesn’t love funny quotes and sayings? And when it comes to combination of wishes on such an amazing occasion, it just becomes mesmerizing! Reading the wishes themselves makes your mood happy no matter how much sad or down you are! So to cheer you and your dear ones up! We have brought you funny happy new year wishes on this festive occasion! When the new year is about to begin, you can make your friends, relatives and other close persons feel good by sending few funny wishes for the coming year.You can send wishes through greeting cards. However, you can also make use of online services and social media platforms to send the hilarious wishes to them.

Read along to find a hilarious collection for Funny happy new year wishes which provide laughter, joy and happiness in your life!

Funny Happy new year Wishes

May all your weight loss aspirations be fulfilled in the New Year!


 

May god motivate you to indulge less in office gossips this year!


 

I wish you can evade your boss successfully while using instant messengers at workplace this year!


 

I wish you scare off everyone in your wonderful Halloween attire in the New Year!


 

I wish you end up fighting less with your partner over TV remote this New Year!


 

I wish you can maintain your resolution to quit smoking a few days more this new year!


 

I wish you finally learn how to use your Smartphone properly this New Year.


 

May god inspire you to finally enroll in that anger management course in New Year!


 

I wish you find a perfume this year that is less awe-inspiring than chocolate flavored EDT!


 

I pray sincerely no sequel is released in your favorite vampire romance this year!


 

I wish you end up without a funny face in group photos this year.


 

I wish Snoopy, your poodle, does not chew telephone chords or your favorite skirt this year!


 

I wish your dog becomes intelligent to wash muddy legs before running on carpets this year.


 

I wish the god spares you from telemarketing calls when trying to finish work in Friday evenings!


 

I wish the Hollywood actor you drool over does not get hooked by some starlet this year!


 

I wish your neighbor does not ask you to babysit his tantrum throwing daughter in weekends!


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I genuinely wish your aunt does not gift you a florescent purple colored dress this year.


 

I wish your efforts at trimming your goatee at home turns out better this year!


 

I wish you do not end up ransacking the house for your specs wearing it on head this year.


 

I sincerely wish you make fewer resolutions to give up drinking this year!


 

I wish you can resist temptation to gorge on burgers during snack breaks this year.


 

I wish you do not rush to kitchen in middle of a call to realize the cake is burnt this year!


 

I wish there is less snowfall or queue when you wait for Black Friday Deals this year.


 

I sincerely wish you overcome your fear of cockroaches this new year.


 

I wish you finally implement the plan to use stairs instead of elevators at malls and markets!


 

I wish your favorite celebrity or model comes up with an easier to follow diet this New Year.


 

Funny Happy New Year Wishes for Friends

Drop the last year into the silent limbo of the past. Let it go, for it was imperfect, and thank God that it can go.


Youth is when you’re allowed to stay up late on New Year’s Eve. Middle age is when you’re forced to.
The proper behavior all through the holiday season is to be drunk. This drunkenness culminates on New Year’s Eve, when you get so drunk you kiss the person you’re married to.


Now there are more overweight people in America than average-weight people. So overweight people are now average… which means, you have met your New Year’s resolution.


 

Wοmen get Α little more Εxcited about New Υears Eve than Μen do. Ιt’s like an Εxcuse: yοu drink too Μuch, yοu make a lοt of promises yοu are not going tο keep; Τhe next morning Αs soon as yοu wake up yοu start breaking Τhem. Fοr men, ωe just call Τhat Α date.


Ι love when Τhey drop the Βall in Τimes Square. Ιt’s a Νice reminder of what Ι did all Υear.


Ι think it’s great tο make your (1st) first date Α New Year’s Ρarty. Τhat way, yοu are at least sure yοu’ll get tο first base.


 

Εvery New Years Ι resolve to lοse 20 pounds Αnd I dο. Τhe problem is Τhat I gain 3ο.

Funny New Year Sms Wishes in English

Ιf you make Α New Υear’s resolution to Εat a Ηealthy diet, Αnd you keep Ιt, Yοu won’t Αctually live lοnger, Βut it will seem lοnger.


My Νew Year’s resolution Ιs to eat Βetter, sο from now n, Ι am going tο οnly date guys ωho can afford tο take me Sοmewhere other than ΜcDonalds.


Yοuth is when yοu’re allowed tο stay up late οn New Year’s Εve. Μiddle age is ωhen you’re forced tο.


Τhis year my Νew Year’s resolution Ιs to win Τhe lottery. Τhat way, Ιf I can not keep Μy resolution, Ι can Αt least blame sοmeone else.


Ι like New Υears. Τhe confetti cοvers up Μy dandruff.


Νew Years is Α time for Νew beginnings. Nοw if I cοuld just figure οut where tο start.


My Νew Year’s resolution Ιs to take Αll the Christmas lights dοwn by Εaster.


Hοw you elect tο spend New Υear’s Eve ωill depend on yοur:

1. Αge
2. remaining levels οf optimism
3. Τhreshold of Ρain


Εvery New Year’s Ι have Τhe same question, “Hοw did Ι get hοme?”


Οn New Υears, just remember: Ιf your cup run neth οver, yοu have probably reached yοur limit.


Εvery New Years Ι celebrate making Ιt through another hοliday season with οut Killing Μy relatives.

 

Funny New Year wishes for dear ones

My Νew years resolution Ιs not tο shovel SΝOW. Since Ι am gonna Βe in Florida, Ι feel pretty Gοοd about Ιt.


 

New Year’s is a harmless annual institution, of no particular use to anybody save as a scapegoat for promiscuous drunks, and friendly calls and humbug resolutions.


Drop the last year into the silent limbo of the past. Let it go, for it was imperfect, and thank God that it can go.


Youth is when you’re allowed to stay up late on New Year’s Eve. Middle age is when you’re forced to.


The proper behavior all through the holiday season is to be drunk. This drunkenness culminates on New Year’s Eve, when you get so drunk you kiss the person you’re married to.


Now there are more overweight people in America than average-weight people. So overweight people are now average… which means, you have met your New Year’s resolution.


New Year’s Resolution: To tolerate fools more gladly, provided this does not encourage them to take up more of my time.


Making resolutions is a cleansing ritual of self assessment and repentance that demands personal honesty and, ultimately, reinforces humility. Breaking them is part of the cycle.


An optimist stays up until midnight to see the New Year in. A pessimist stays up to make sure the old year leaves.


New Year’s Day is every man’s birthday.


Cheers to a New Year and another chance for us to get it right.


New Year’s Day… now is the accepted time to make your regular annual good resolutions. Next week you can begin paving hell with them as usual.


Happiness is too many things these days for anyone to wish it on anyone lightly. So let’s just wish each other a bile-less New Year and leave it at that.


Many people look forward to the New Year for a new start on old habits.

May all your troubles last as long as your New Year’s resolutions!


I made no resolutions for the New Year. The habit of making plans, of criticizing, sanctioning and molding my life, is too much of a daily event for me.


Good resolutions are simply checks that men draw on a bank where they have no account.


I’m a little bit older, a little bit wiser, a little bit rounder, but still none the wiser.


A New Year’s resolution is something that goes in one Year and out the other.


wishful way to greet people as the New Year begins. Slowly and steadily Year 2015 is creating space for year 2016 to step in. People are ready to cherish the memories of 2015, learn from their mistakes and make resolutions of not repeating them in the coming year. Happy New Year!

Amazing and funny new year wishes

You have so improved my life that as we enter a New Year, I wish you a return on all the love you have shown me. Happy New Year!


Leave behind the demons of the past and look forward to a brand new start in 2016. Happy New Year!


Counting my blessings, wishing you more. Hope you enjoy the New Year in store. Have a joyous New Year, my dear friend. Happy New Year!


New day, new year, new beginning. Old friends, old times, old relations.Happy New Year!


A new year is like a blank book. The pen is in your hands. It is your chance to write a beautiful story for yourself. Happy New Year!


As you turn a new leaf in your Book of Life with the advent of New Year, here is wishing you addition of meaningful chapters. Happy New Year!


Out with the old, in with the new, may you be happy the whole year through. Happy New Year!


Another year has passed, another year has come. I wish for you, that with every year you touch all your dreams. May God pour love and care on you, Happy New Year!


No one can go back in time to change what has happened. So work on your present to make yourself a wonderful future. Happy New Year!


This New Year May You come up with Innovative Excuses for your teacher or Boss when you plan to Bunk your class or office.

 

Funny new year wishes messages

My New Year’s Resolution:
Greet all those people

Who made me crazy this year!
You are one of them.
Don’t get me wrong, you just
Made my life worth living.

Happy New Year!


You made a lucky year for me

By leaving me alone to realize
That there are better things
Than you in my life.

Happy New Year 2016


 

May your hair, your teeth,
Your face lift, your Abs and
Your stocks never fall;
And may your Blood Pressure,
Your Cholesterol,
Your White Blood Count and
Your Mortgage interest never rise.

Happy And Healthy New Year


 

May you live to be 100;
May you star in Dhoom 4;
May you own an IPL team;
May Mukesh Ambani adopt you;
And may Katrina/Ranbir
Abandon each other for you.
These are my few wishes for you
During the new Year 2015!


Before the sun sets in this year,

Before the memories fade,
Before the networks get jammed
Wish you and your family.

Happy Sparkling New Year 2016


 

SORRY
A special Sorry for you,
Please Excuse my all mistakes in
The beginning of new year and
Get Ready in New Year
For New Mistakes!
Because I can’t change.

Happy New Year

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Let’s pray together that the New Year brings to us prosperity and bright future and this world becomes a better place to live. Start you year with sending these messages to your loved ones and try to bring smiles on their faces. With the New Year count down already begun, there is no other perfect occasion to use these messages to greet your near and dear ones a great start for a New Year.

 

 

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